Trump’s Wild 24 Hours: Fighter Jets, University Showdowns, and a New Reality Show?
If you thought Donald Trump’s presidency had calmed down, buckle up! The last 24 hours have been a rollercoaster of power moves, surprise announcements, and (alleged) reality TV deals. Let’s break it all down.
Move over, Top Gun—there’s a new jet in town. President Trump unveiled the F-47, a sixth-generation fighter jet “built to be so invisible, even the fake news media can’t find it.” Sources claim the jet will be painted in gold and red, with a MAGA hat logo on the tail.
Trump bragged that the F-47 is “faster than any other jet, stronger than Biden’s Wi-Fi signal, and best of all—it’s nuclear-powered, but only if you’re nice.” The Air Force hasn’t confirmed any of this, but reports say Elon Musk might be involved, because of course he is.
Columbia University got on Trump’s bad side recently, and boy, did they pay for it. The university had $400 million in federal funding frozen until they agreed to some new policies, including:
✅ No more face masks on campus
✅ More security with arrest powers
✅ A special class called “The Art of the Deal 101” (Okay, maybe not, but who knows?)
One insider says the administration also considered banning hoodies, claiming they “make people look too Antifa.” The Columbia students are not thrilled, but Trump has reportedly offered them all free tuition if they switch to Trump University instead.
Trump fired two FTC commissioners—both Democrats—because, in his words, “they were boring, folks, just very boring. You can’t have boring people running trade, okay?”
But here’s where it gets weird: Sources say Trump is planning a new reality show called “The Apprentice: Government Edition” where fired officials have to compete in business and political challenges to earn their jobs back. Judges will include Kid Rock, Melania, and Trump himself.
The White House hasn’t confirmed this, but we know one thing—if it makes headlines, Trump is probably considering it.
Late last night, an unverified tweet from someone claiming to be a “Trump insider” said the president was considering making March 22nd a national holiday dedicated to McDonald’s. Supposedly, it would involve:
🍔 Free Big Macs for anyone wearing a MAGA hat
🍟 A special “Trump Meal” with extra-large fries, no ketchup (only America’s favorite: ketchup packets from 2016)
🥤 A Diet Coke chugging contest in the White House Rose Garden
Could this be real? Probably not. But hey, it wouldn’t be the weirdest thing Trump has done this year.
Whether it’s fighter jets, campus crackdowns, or reality TV chaos, Trump’s last 24 hours have been classic Trump—loud, unpredictable, and totally meme-worthy. Love him or hate him, you can’t say he’s boring.
What’s next? A Trump-themed amusement park? A MAGA cryptocurrency? Stay tuned. Anything is possible in Trump’s America. 🇺🇸